every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
