u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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