Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
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