I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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