I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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