I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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