Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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