White coat. Heels.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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