hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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