I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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