super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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