are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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