I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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