for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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