:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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