you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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