you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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