I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
this boner is exhausting
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
She needs sedatives and a leash
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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