You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
