Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
