why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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