Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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