I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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