would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
It's blow job season.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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