how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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