I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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