Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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