Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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