garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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