On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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