You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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