On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I got inside last night via doggy door
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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