So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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