I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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