You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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