I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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