My brain says no but my pants say off.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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