Are we in a gay sports bar?
its not stalking. its research.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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