we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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