On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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