Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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