yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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