cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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