honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
that's an acceptable place to lick
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Damn victory sex feels great
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
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