So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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