We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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