You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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