She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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