Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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