We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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